When you are turning 3, and you really want to do it right, you've got to think through the details, and get everything just right.
For starters, you are going to need a chocolate cup cake, but MAKE SURE it is heavily iced....this part is VITAL.
Then, step one looks something like this:
Once you have completed step one, you can move on to the next step...step two looks pretty much like this:
Once you are well on your way to celebrating in style, it might help to add an accomplice. Pick carefully. You need someone who will truly support you and encourage you whole-heartedly. It might help to choose someone who will laugh with glee at each new step in the process. As a pair, you two might look something like this:
And finally, finish with a flourish. Really, you've already put so much effort into in. There is no good reason to pull back now that you are almost finished!
And now, Happy Birthday! Enjoy the fruits of your labor!